Once Laloo Prasad sent his bio data to America to apply for a post in
Microsoft Corporation. A few days later he got this reply:-

Dear Mr. Laloo prasad,
You do not meet our requirements. Please do not send any further
correspondence. No phone call shall be entertained.
Thanks.

Laloo prasad jumped with joy on receiving this reply. He arranged a
party and and when all the guests had come, he said "Bhaiyon aur
Behno,aap ko jaan kar khushi hogee ki hum amereeca mein naukri mil gayee
hoon."
Everyone was delighted.

Ab main aap sab ko apnaa appointment letter padkar sunaongaa par letter
angreeze main hai isliyen saath-saath hindi main translate bhee
karoonga.

Dear Mr. Laloo prasad-----pyare Laloo prasad bhaiyya
You do not meet---- aap to miltay hee naheen ho --
our requirement---- humko to zaroorat hai
Please do not send any furthur correspondance----ab Letter vetter bhej
ne ka kaouno zaroorat nahee
No phone call ---- phoonwa ka bhee zaroorat nahee hai
shall be entertained---- bahut khaatir kee jayegi.
Thanks---- aapkaa bahut bahut dhanyavad.